FALL IS HERE

Scroll down for Devin Strecker's thoughts.

You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2 You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... * * *
1. You keep having to go home to use the toilet. HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

Devin Strecker posted an interesting thought for us . . . .

"Halloween was always one of the most fun times in Paradise! I know I've already posted comments about trick - or - treating in Paradise before but I'd love to hear some other people's stories. When I was young we would always start out going to Grandma and Grandpa Strecker's farm first and then we would go into Paradise to Gene and Sharon's house where we would celebrate John Angel's birthday before going out for candy (or soaping, depending on how old one was). "